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Have you ever found yourself studying at your desk, when suddenly a burst of inspiration hits you, and you realize that you should quit school to fulfill your previously unknown lifelong dream of doing anything other than homework? If you’re looking to fuel your fantasies, take my quiz and keep track of your answers to find your new daydream life.
Pick a colour
A: PANTONE 4216
B: PANTONE 148 C
C: PANTONE Black 6 C
D: PANTONE 1788 C
Pick a set of lyrics
A: “I'm a ghost in the garden / Scaring the crows / If it weren't for second chances, we'd all be alone”
B: "When I grow up / I'm gonna look up from my phone / and see my life"
C: "And you'd say you love me and look in my eyes / but I know through mine you were / looking in yours"
D: “You had it figured out since you were in school / Everybody loves pretty, everybody loves cool”
Pick a room
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B:
C:
D:
Pick a classic novel
A: Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë
B: Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
C: Dracula by Bram Stoker
D: The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Pick a meme
A: Baby Yoda
B: Radio Rebel
C: Woman Yelling at a Cat
D: Sorry to This Man
Pick a painting
A: The Monk by the Sea (Caspar David Friedrich)
B: A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte (Georges Seruat)
C: The Lovers II (Rene Magritte)
D: Nighthawks (Edward Hopper)
Results:
If you chose mostly As: Icelandic sheep farmer
You may physically be sitting in the middle of a 3-hour Zoom lecture, but mentally? Mentally, you’re in the remote fields of Skeiða-og Gnúpverjahreppur, tending to your flock. It’s hard work, waking up at 5am to make sure the feed is ready, grueling work in fact, but you wouldn’t have it any other way. When the bitter winds bite your gloved fingers as you tend to a baby lamb, you can tell yourself that at least you’re not slogging through yet another hour of O-Chem.
If you chose mostly Bs: European ne’er-do-well
Travelling for pleasure may be on pause right now, but that won’t stop you from imagining yourself walking the streets of Paris with unlimited funds and unlimited time. You might find yourself wandering the Louvre, or stopping by a cute café and grabbing an authentic macaron—so petite! Without school or a job, you would finally have time to read all those books that you definitely were going to read in quarantine. It’s just so much more enticing to read when you’re lounging by the Seine.
If you chose mostly Cs: Old Victorian widow(er)
It’s your daydream, so you can time travel to Victorian England if you want to. You’d be wealthy, of course, not some Dickensian orphan. Perhaps even a widow(er) whose spouse died under mysterious circumstances. It’s such a shame they had to perish, but the money you inherited from their death allows you to throw the most elaborate dinner parties. Is that an Outlook notification sound you hear, alerting you to another email in your inbox? Why, you don’t know what an “email” is! It must just be your maidservant Marie letting you know that your afternoon tea is ready.
If you chose mostly Ds: Los Angeles celebrity
Ever find yourself an hour deep into your Instagram discover page looking at pictures of celebrities for no discernable reason? Well now you get to be the celebrity that procrastinators stare at. Picture yourself grabbing delectable sushi at Nobu, then getting chauffeured to attend Psalm West’s luxurious 2nd birthday party (sponsored by Pepsi™). Who cares about grades when you’re richer than God? Besides, your parents probably bribed the school to let you in anyways.